Mr. Burns

Added June 10, 2004

"...Oh fiddle faddle. Everyone knows our mutants have flippers..."

"...So I can look Uncle Fritz square in the monocle and say "Nein!"

Burns speaking German

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Added February 11, 2004

"Yes, You're in deep Doh now."

"Smithers this beer isn't working. I don't feel any younger or funkier..."

"Oh Smithers, I guess there's nothing left but to kiss my sorry butt goodbye..."

"Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage."

"Smithers, I've designed a new plane. I call it the Spruce Moose..."

"Ah! 60-watts? What do you think this is, a tanning salon?"

"Look at me! I'm Davey Crocket."

"...No one will want to kiss me after these, eh Smithers?..."

"So. Another Friday is upon us. What will you be doing Smithers? Something gay no doubt..."

"Oh hotdog! Thankyou for making my last few momemts on earth socially awkward."

"Release the hounds"

"That's preposterous Zutroy here is as American as apple pie..."

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Added July 23, 2003

"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game..."

Burns does not like Chinese food

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"Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?"

Army of the undead

"...one of your chair moisteners from sector 7G

"...Somebody up there likes me..."

Scene from the Grinch

"Excellent"

Burns ticks off the Germans

Leprosy

Burns has an image problem

Smithers lets it slip out

"...Have the Rolling Stones killed..."

Burns admires the Devil

Burns's plan for Smithers

Howard Hughes parody

"...it's company policy to give you the plague