WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!

Listen up scum bags!

This movie has some terribly bad language in it, especially during the first half of the movie. As a result, some if not most of the sound clips below contain some foul language. If this sort of thing easily offends you, I advise you not to listen to the following sound clips. You have been warned!

Now on to the sound clips!

The first half of this movie makes me very happy that I was never in the military. To get the full effect of these clips, you really have to see the movie

"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor..."

"I am hard, but I am fair..."

"You little scum bag! I've got your name! I've got your ass!..."

"Were you about to call me an asshole?"

"I'm going to give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 f**king seconds to wipe stupid looking grin off your face..."

"You are pukes! You are the lowest form of life on earth..."

"You had best un-F**k yourself..."

"You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece."

"Thank you very much. Can I be in charge for a while?"'

"Did your parents have any children that lived?" (Think about it)

"Who the f**k said that?..."

"The Fairyf**king Godmother said it! Outf**kingstanding!..."

"Hell, I like you..."

"How tall are you private?..." (These lines and the way they are delivered make this my all time favorite movie scene)

"Well any f**king time, sweetheart"

"...oh that's right Private Pyle, don't make any f***ing effort to get up to the top of the f***ing obstacle..."

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke piece of s**t? Or did you have to work on it?"

"I'm gonna rip your balls off. So you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"

"Whatever you do, don't fall down..."

"...You climb obstacles like old people f**k..."

"Well what in the f*** are you waiting for Private Pyle? Get up and over..."

"...your days of finger banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purdy pink panties are over..."

"Holy Jesus! What is that? What the f**k is that?..."

"...I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump..."

"Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?..."

"...So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!..."

"God has got a hardon for Marines. Because we kill everything we see."

"...Marines die. That's what we're here for, but the Marine Corps lives forever...."

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts?"

Explaining why he wanted to come to Vietnam

"Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC"

"How can you shoot women and children? Easy! Ya just don't leadem so much..."