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Homer
Added June 10, 2004
Homer's Beer Song
Have you considered a career in nuclear power?
"...my English is not perfect but I’m to tell you your beer is like swill to us..."
"...Hey You! Stop being so unsafe..."
"...We regret to announce the following layoffs, which I will read in alphabetical order. Simpson, Homer. That is all."
"...That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!"
"...I paid my taxes over a year ago!"
Homer doing his taxes in less than a minute
"...Does this make me look fat? No, it makes you look like a tool of government oppression..."
"...Mountain Dew or Crab Juice?..."
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Added July 23, 2003
"We're going out Marge. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths..."
"Marge, I swear I didn't touch her..."
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Four day week!
Alcohol, life's solution
Homer finds a "magical" animal
Homer and his brain go at it
"...Find the bathroom alright?..."
"Hmmmm, beer"
"..Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day..."
Homer cussing
Homer still cussing
favorite saying
Favorite saying 32 times (great episode)
"...I'm never going to England"
Homer going through the 5 stages of death
Flintstones parody
"...It's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get"
"All this computer hacking is making me thirsty"
Homers mind at work
A Deer!
Homer and the sugar
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
Sounds like how I got my job
Why the Left thinks we need background checks and waiting periods
Homer not listening
Homer gets three cards
Homer quoting from five movies
Homers brain talking to him
Sound for all you Intel haters out there :-)
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics"
"Hmmm, 64 slices of American cheese"
"You're living in a world of makebelieve..."
Homer giving Burns his messages
Homer not making sense
Stone Cutters Oath
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat..."
Homer explaining himself
"...That's a right triangle you idiot"
Planet of the Apes ending
Homer giving fatherly advice to Lisa
Lisa explaining German words to Homer
Working the American way
Where Bart picks up his language (This is one of my favorites)
"...I've been tenderized"
Homers 2nd favorite saying
Homer being apathetic
I heard this on the radio in Atlanta once. You will have to turn up your speakers to hear it
Homer explaining the facts of life to Bart
Homer having his body fat measured
Homer tying not to cuss
"...I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out"
"No TV and no beer make Homer..."
"...Beer kills braincells..."
"...Default? WooHoo! The two greatest words in the English language..."
"...I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch"
