General @ Monday September 26, 2005 09:11 pm by WunderKraut

My Political Future

Tremble before me!!!!!!!

Rob over at File it Under has set up a shadow government in waiting:

The support of our movement is growing by leaps and bounds!
Yesterday, I was a man with a dream. Today, I am a man with a dream and several people looking to profit from it. All is on schedule!

The man is onto something. If elected take a gander at his kick ass cabinet:

VP: Hoodlumman
Sec. Of the Interior: Geologist Dave, from here at work
Ambassador to the Cayman Island: Alan, also from work.
Sec. Of agriculture: Maggie
Sec. Of War and “blowing stuff up”: Cullen, I expect great things from him
Official Limo driver: Zsa Zsa
The Gestapo… I mean, Director of Homeland Security: WunderKraut
The head of the Federal Reserve, and in a bold move, the SEC: Will
Sec of Liberal Re-education: Mr. Right
Attorney General: My mom, trust me on this.
Sec of education: Gail

Sweet! You guys better start minding your P’s and Q’s.

My first act will be to seal the borders. North and South. Also, I will team with Cullen to booby trap and heavily mine both borders.

:-)

8 Comments »

8 Responses to “My Political Future”

  1. on 26 Sep 2005 at 9:41 pm   Cullen

    I was wondering how long it was going to take you to find their post.

  2. on 27 Sep 2005 at 12:37 pm   Nightfly

    Nice. Imperial Marches all around!

  3. on 27 Sep 2005 at 12:42 pm   WunderKraut

    *grin*

  4. on 27 Sep 2005 at 12:54 pm   WunderKraut


    That’s better

  5. on 27 Sep 2005 at 6:12 pm   Zsa Zsa

    Wubderkraut, I am really looking forward to driving the Presidential Limo!…It is really true about Will Franklin flocking peoples yards with pink flamingos! Don’t be surprised when your people find out!…

  6. on 28 Sep 2005 at 12:08 am   Nightfly

    LOL… Nice, WK. I ought to load up the non-midi version with Castpost…you think they’ll notice that whole copywright thing?

  7. on 28 Sep 2005 at 12:14 am   Nightfly

    OH – BTW, came across this via a fellow Jersey blogger, Mr. Snitch: General Zod for President.

    “You will bow down before me, Jor-El, though it takes an eternity! Both you, and one day, your heirs!” He’s already on Rushmore, right?

  8. on 29 Sep 2005 at 3:56 pm   WunderKraut.com » Oh It Is On Now!

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