General @ Thursday September 29, 2005 01:20 pm by WunderKraut
Update! Update: The first blow has been struck. Tremble in fear before us you mangy Flamingos! Let this be a lesson to all who oppose our power!!!!!!!
Today we find our movement under attack from the vilest of creatures:
Pink Flamingos!
For background on our shadow government, go here and here.
Our great President, Rob B. has all the details of our new threat over at File It Under.
Below is their statement of war against us:
Neocons, your villainous time has come to an end! Even now we are uprooting the iron shackles of our bondage and throwing off your oppressive tyranny! No longer will we be silent bystanders in your parks and lawns! No more will we quiver before the might of your weed eaters and the growl of your mowers!
We will unite and we will over come!
Beware the ides of October!
Your Mortal Enemies, P.-F.U.N.K.
Our stealthy scout and Sec. Of War, Cullen, has been doing some recon on our enemy in preparation for our all out assault. He has returned with some disturbing pictures:
They appear to be organizing!
They are clearly stating their intentions to attack us.
My God! There are millions of them!!!!
Check out Outside the Beltway’s Traffic Jam
5 Responses to “Oh It Is On Now!”
Meh. They have manpower. We have tactical nukes.
I’m with Cullen on this one. Let’s nuke those pinko bastards back to the stone age.
[...] Will is taking a much deserved vacation and he has, against his better judgment, left the keys to his pad with me and some other bloggers who I have never heard of….Just kidding guys I will be sharing the load with my buddies over at File It Under (remember that we are still war with an evil enemy.) Also helping out is Ken from Am I A Pundit Now? I have never worked with Ken before, so I look forward to doing so. [...]
I dont know. I think we should shoot our way through them. Its a little more fun than nukes. But that doesnt mean we cant fall back on a nuclear plan B.
Draco, make sure you visit File it Under to see how the operation turned out…..a stunning success. Although, we are currently looking for a way to improve our PR.