General @ Friday September 30, 2005 07:48 am by WunderKraut
Update: Apparently, our rankings have moved and I am no longer next to panty lady. Now you guys are probably thinking that I made it all up, just so I could see what type of panties she had on……This time I am telling the truth.
Like most bloggers, I feel the need to be read and loved. One of the fun ways to judge how many people love you (other than daily searches on Technorati or obsessive Site Meter reading) is to sign your blog up for The Truth Laid Bear little ecosystem thingamabob. Basically, if you just started you start out as Insignificant Microbes. But as people visit your site and link to your site, you “evolve” up the food chain. Below are the rankings:
Higher Beings
Mortal Humans
Playful Primates
Large Mammals
Marauding Marsupials
Adorable Rodents
Flappy Birds
Slithering Reptiles
Crawly Amphibians
Flippery Fish
Slimy Molluscs
Lowly Insects
Crunchy Crustaceans
Wiggly Worms
Multicellular Microorganisms
Insignificant Microbes
Currently, WunderKraut.com is in the Marauding Marsupials category. But I remember the days of being a Flippery Fish and a Slithering Reptile. My self worth goes up every time I move up a few positions. I know, sad isn’t it?
Anyway, I was checking my position today (shocked aren’t you?) and I am now ranked 2,473rd by traffic, i.e. hits per day. Go here and then scroll on down. However, all the news is not good news. Apparently I am being beaten by some blog called Daily Panties.
This is no joke. Her blog is a daily entry of what type bra and panties she is wearing each day…. I wish I were joking.
Come on guys, we must do better. I need more hits and links so I can prove that quality political and humorous blogging can draw more traffic than a quasi-smut site! I have faith!
14 Responses to “Huh?”
Why’d you put her link up? Ugh. You’ve given her traffic! Well, not much, but a hit! I can never reverse the vapidity!
You ought to know better than to use big words around me.
I had to look up vapidity. See here.
Come on admit it, you added her to your Favorites, didn’t you?
Interesting. I’ll get with Rob about posting photos of him in his skivvies each day. We’ll see how that does with our traffic.
*shudder*
Today i am wearing ….. I KEED, I KEED!
To the tune of Petty’s Freefalling:
Now I’m freeeee
Free ballin’
Yeah I’m free-e-e
*Traffic grinds to a halt.*
“Daily Panties”… Huh, I guess that anime crowd is bigger than we all thought.
I will try to work on bringing your name up more!
Im sorry fellas. I had to see it for myself. That has got to be the stupidest excuse to take up net space. A site about what color underpants shes wearing everyday. Its hard not to laugh.
Yeah, but she got you to read it
Just like she got me to read it.
I have to warn you, WunderWife clicked the link and noticed that some of the comments on her site have pictures of…ahem…some dudes John Thomas…..not very pleasant.
im sure but i didnt dig too deep into it. I was there long enough to read the main page and started laughing so hard that i almost choked on my wheaties.
Hi Wunderkraut et. al.
I’ve been following this thread with interest, as you are discussing my blog, and I’ve finally decided to chime in.
For all you doubters who just can’t believe it, I assure you that my blog is real, and it is really about my panties. I write about them every day. I don’t post pictures. I keep it clean and light and fun, and sometimes I talk about how I’m feeling or what I’m thinking. If that idea disgusts you or repulses you, or if you think it’s stupid, then don’t visit. Don’t give me the click. And especially, please don’t leave negative anonymous comments calling my blog stupid. It’s a great big web, and there’s room enough for everyone.
As for the people who have commented on my blog, their blogs are their own, and I don’t judge them. However, Jack’s profile picture wasn’t always his penis, and now that I’ve seen it, I’m going to ask him to remove it. (The picture, not the penis, that is.)
Finally, I’d ask you to remember that behind my panties, as behind all of your opinions, there is a real person. If you can’t say anything nice on my blog, I’d prefer if you didn’t say anything at all. Anywhere else, you can freely discuss my vapidity, inanity, insipidity or whatever other -ity you would ascribe to me.
Happy blogging.
Organdie Jay
PS: I’m wearing a black g-string made from the tiniest bit of sheer black fabric with lace edging. It’s totally see through, and the back is just made out of the intersecting string and waistband.
Maroon lace bra with scalloped edges and a little bow in the center.
My original intent with the post was that I had nothing to post that day. I was just looking on TTLB and noticed your blog above mine. I clicked it and I must say, I had a little laugh. Not at you, but that there is a site dedicated to your particular interest AND that there was that much of a following.
Honestly, I did not mean to offend. I know my commenters and I can assure you that they are all good people. It is always amazing what you find on the web. Your site may be very typical, but I had never seen one before and the fact that you and I had the same daily traffic was amusing to me.
I hope you understand, I found your site humorous juxtaposed with mine. Hey, this is America, keep your readers happy. That is my motto
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