General @ Wednesday October 05, 2005 09:38 am by WunderKraut

If It’s Fall, It’s Time For Mullets!

Ah, mullets. What’s not to love about them? A buddy of mine sent me a short presentation on mullets. It was very educational and I can now spot many species and sub-species of mullets. Fascinating. Two of the better ones are:

Femmullets
Femmullets

Mini-Truck Mullet
Mini-Truck Mullet

I have to admit that while I never had a pure bred mullet, I DID have a mini-mini-truck mullet going when I was in 11th grade. I need to find a picture. But come on, who here does not have a mullet from the past hiding in the closet?

Come on in, the water is nice. After all, confession begins the healing.

Hat tip to loyal reader Crotalus.

Cross posted over at WILLisms.com

7 Responses to “If It’s Fall, It’s Time For Mullets!”

  1. on 05 Oct 2005 at 10:30 am   Cullen

    I was a hippie. I didn’t have a mullet. I had hair down to the middle of my back, but it was all one length. Nyah!

  2. on 05 Oct 2005 at 10:57 am   Crotalus

    I had the Camaro Cut. But Alas, not the Camaro. I also had a killer Molester Mustache. (See entire presentation to understand these references.)

  3. on 05 Oct 2005 at 12:20 pm   Ace of Spades HQ

    Bad Hair Wednesday

    Three hopefuls in a beard contest. From Me Too Then. And: The Shame of the Nation: The Female Mullet….

  4. on 05 Oct 2005 at 1:22 pm   Nightfly

    Also known as the Jersey Neck Warmer and the Ape Drape, favorite of hockey players everywhere. Never had one, though I am currently trying to go Cullen on everyone.

  5. on 06 Oct 2005 at 8:46 am   Draco

    nope. never had a mullet. just hair halfway to my @$$.

  6. on 06 Oct 2005 at 10:07 am   it comes in pints?

    Expose

    Kraut exposes the dark side of mullets. Well actually, that’s the only side of mullets. He asks “who here does not have a mullet from the past hiding in the closet?” Well, I for one. Had a crew cut, had…

  7. on 07 Oct 2005 at 8:34 pm   -keith in mtn. view

    I had a Euro-Mullet in ‘81 - when in Vienna, do as the Wieners do. Oh yeh, it was for disguise.