General @ Friday October 07, 2005 08:56 am by Cullen
Wow. Two important things happened in NEOCON world today. I’ll comment on them in order of importance.
First, WunderKraut and I have been awarded medals for our valiant handling of the P-FUNK terrorist organization.
All members of the Shadow Government were awarded high level awards, but both WunderKraut and I were recipients of two special awards: The Defender of the Bust Cross of Distinction and the Supreme Dictators Medal Of Sneakiness.
Second, and unfortunately, as our back were turned we were attacked by a new organization: The Coalition of Unrepentant Naturalists and Treehuggers. WunderKraut’s informants within the colleges and universities nationwide had alerted us to their presence, but we had no idea the horrors of which they were capable.
Here, as we were attending the medal ceremony and after party, they planted trees on the presidential lawn!
Here is an image of the leadership, worshiping a tree in ancient pagan Druid fashion.
4 Responses to “NEOCON happenings”
The tree loves you back. Brought tears to my Druid eyes.
You are a special case, you know.
Is that what the tree looks like that you are having trouble with the permit? I might be able to understand if they refuse your permit if that is the case!
[...] I see that Cullen more than kept you guys entertained. Thanks for helping out man. I also see that we were awarded some bitching medals for our involvement in Operation Bye Bye Birdie. Very cool. My favorite one is my “Supreme Dictators Medal Of Sneakiness”. I like it just for the name and the cool Spy vs. Spy Black spy on it. I need to dig into the intelligence pile and see what I can find on our new enemy. [...]