Mr. Right over at The Right Place has a wonderful piece of satire about good old, non-partisan, friend of the law, never let a Grand Jury go unseated, Mr. Ronnie Earle.

Ronnie Earle Indicts Much of Texas on Conspiracy Charges

I could not help but grin at the title. But it gets better:

Travis County, Texas Prosecutor Ronnie Earle issued a press release earlier today stating that he had sought and obtained an indictment against millions of Texas residents on charges of “Conspiracy to Elect Republicans.” He also charged them all as “Accessories to Murder” in the case of Casey Sheehan, son of professional protester and media-whore, Cindy Sheehan. Earle stated that he will seek the death penalty against all of the defendants, cutting Texas’ population roughly in half.

Here’s to hoping this guy gets run out on a rail.