General @ Tuesday October 25, 2005 11:06 am by WunderKraut
The Foxnews.com column called Fox411 and written by Roger Friedman is usually a nice break from hard politics and depressing news. Today is no different.
Too true. I am tired of these no talent ass hat “singers” making it big. What the hell is wrong with people today? I just do not understand why people buy her crap. Friedman takes her to the wood shed today though:
Ashlee Simpson, the terminally untalented and annoying sister of pop star Jessica Simpson, has the No. 1 album this week with the aptly titled, “I Am Me.”
Simpson, famous for lip-synching on “Saturday Night Live,” is outselling multiple Grammy-winner and legend Stevie Wonder two-to-one, despite positive reviews for his new album, “A Time 2 Love.”
This is proof, I feel, that the Earth is about to experience some terrible event worse than the Indonesian tsunami, Hurricane Katrina or the Kashmir earthquake.
Between Simpson and Wonder are Martina McBride, Nickelback, the Black Eyed Peas and Rod Stewart. Simpson sold about 150,000 copies of her wretched excuse of a recording in its debut week despite countless government warnings and threats from alien spaceships.
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Is there a God? This is a question we now must ask ourselves. Hopefully, he/she is on the Grammy committee, and all the artists below Ashlee on the chart will be avenged come February.
No such luck budy.
The Grammy’s? Pfft!
Every time I hear the word Grammy’s, I think of the Simpson’s episode: Homer’s Barbershop Quartet when Homer tries to tip the bellhop with his Grammy that he won in the category “Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or Barbershop Album of the Year”. The bellhop is excited, but then he sees it’s a Grammy and says, “Oh, it’s only a Grammy” and tosses out the window.
Stupid Grammy’s.
Zeppelin never won a Grammy while they were still recording, but who wants to bet that this moistened bint will probably win one? So sad…
(For you non-Python fans, I have included the script – near the end of the scene – and a link that defines bint)
2 Responses to “No Talent Ass Hat”
You said Moistened Bint. HAHAHAHAHAH. And thanks for the Office Space reference up top. You made my lunch hour.
A friend of mine worked as a seat filler one year at the Grammys. The actual ceremony is hours longer than the broadcast, as they give out awards for every type of music under the sun. When I got home, thre was this desperately bored message on my answering machine from him that went “I just thought…you should…know…the frontrunner for…Best Contemporary Polka album…is…Happiness is Polka With Walter Ostenik and His Polka Pals. *click*