General @ Tuesday November 29, 2005 09:40 pm by WunderKraut

Carnival of Crazy #11

Hello and welcome to another edition of the Carnival of Crazy. This is the first time the guys over at File It Under have allowed an outsider to host said Carnival. I am honored plus I needed the $20.

I have departed from the usual layout and have come up with my own categories. If you do not like it, blame Hoodlumman. He told me I had total artistic freedom….

Anyway, without further adieu, I give you the Crazies!!!!

Christmas Crazies:

  • What is it that is so offensive about Christmas? Christmas is Evil. EVIL!!
  • What the heck is CHRISMUKKAH?

    • International Crazies:

  • What’s a teenage boy with raging hormones to do? Can you say mannequin?
  • Compact, great gas mileage, easy to set on fire: French cars.
  • There’s a special providence in the fall of a sparrow…BUT this is too much!
  • Sometimes you just need to light up.

    • Sort of Not Safe For Work…Well…I Guess it is ok…Sort of:

  • Are you SURE that’s how you use that thing?
  • Wow! It won’t just make you go blind, it will kill you in a sea of pustules.
  • Hoodlumman says NSFW…I do not know as my smut filter would not let me see it. You have been warned.
  • What in Gods name??? I guess it is NSFW…but I am still puzzled…Oh my God…
  • I can’t view this site either due to my smut filter. But it is from Will over at WILLisms. Can’t be bad.

    • People With Too Much Time:

  • Bears! Bears! Make them fall down.
  • Fox News is evil. EVIL I TELL YOU!
  • It’s not the post, it’s the first comment. Tinfoil alert.

    • Parody:

  • How dare Republicans use such archaic terms like “facts” and “truth”?
  • I hear if you blow yourself up and you are the only casualty, you get 125 virgins. Make your’s a true suicide!

    • Random Oddities:

  • Nudity sells? I am shocked!
  • Stupid fairies !
  • Deffered success instead of failure? Give me a break.
  • “They said it was gross and morally wrong but not a health risk”
  • How long till this ipod gets ripped off your neck?
  • Stupid humans! You die now! via Brainster
  • How to give a cat a pill. An oldie but a goodie.
  • An entire page of “oops” photos. Don’t tell me you have never searched Google Images…
  • Baby cage? What in Gods name…
  • A leash for your girlfriend? Yeah, that’ll sell.
  • All you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris.

    • !!!This Week’s Carnie Award!!!

    A man.

    His penis.

    A truck.

    Eh, why the hell not?
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    Outside the Beltway

    10 Responses to “Carnival of Crazy #11”

    1. on 30 Nov 2005 at 3:34 am   Blog Carnival

      Blog Carnival index: Carnival of Crazy #11

      CARNIVAL OF CRAZY is now up at WunderKraut.com!

    2. on 30 Nov 2005 at 1:46 pm   Hoodlumman

      Well done, Mike.

      Great uber-funnelling and color commentary. How about that human upgrades site. I think that one is a spoof but it’s very creepy… and funny.

    3. on 30 Nov 2005 at 1:50 pm   File it Under

      Carnival of Crazy #11

      Our friend, Mike over at Wunderkraut is hosting my favorite carnival this week. Go on and give it a read.

    4. on 30 Nov 2005 at 1:58 pm   Hoodlumman

      And I think banana bunkers would make great gag gifts.

      … no pun intended.

    5. on 30 Nov 2005 at 5:11 pm   Rob B.

      The chuck norris stuff has me laughing everytime

    6. on 01 Dec 2005 at 5:24 pm   Nightfly

      Human Extinction Movement? I say, him first.

    7. on 02 Dec 2005 at 10:33 am   Hoodlumman

      Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

    8. on 06 Dec 2005 at 6:06 am   Brian J. Hong

      UPDATE on the Ipod link…due to domain change..here is the new link!

    9. on 29 Dec 2005 at 5:47 am   Dave's Not Here

      Carnival of the Crazy

      Carnival of Crazy #11 is up over at WunderKraut.com. I’ll admit that it takes a geek to find humor in some of this stuff, but you are on my blog, so draw your own conclusions about me….