Yes, it is Ace of Spades again.

No, I don’t need to get out more. He just has a way with words.

His post today about Koko the sign languaging gorilla who has a “nipple fetish” and the case of sexual harassment brought by former caretakers is a classic.

After quoting that Koko has a sign language vocabulary of more than 1,000 words, he adds:

Turns out 600 of those words were just synonyms for hooters, like “chesticles,” “Mommy sacs,” and “sweater stretchers.”

Ace quotes the attorney representing the nonprofit who owns Koko as saying, “This is the first time and hopefully the last time the Gorilla Foundation will have to deal with anything of this type”. And he follows it up with:

I doubt it. The rate of recidivism among nipple-obsessed bi-curious sign-language-speaking knocker-kongs is distressingly high.

Man, Ace. You do have a way with words.