Our great leader, Rob, has posted about the foretelling of his glorious birth and of a grave new threat.

Those of you who are not familiar with NEOCON, here are a few links to get you caught up:

1. The founding of our great movement: here (on a side note, the original graphic for NEOCON can be seen in that post. Rob changed it to the more family friendly shadow government as seen here.)
2. The first enemy to rise up against us: Evil Pink Flamingos (PFUNK)
3. First intelligence reports from the field: here
4. Operation Bye Bye Birdie: here
5. The awarding of the medals: here
6. The Prophesy and the end of the Great Flamingo War: here

But.

We must not get complacent. Our Great Leader Rob has issued warnings to the members of his cabinet to be on the look out for a rising enemy: Yard Gnomes.

I am heading out on a recon mission today to see what I can find out about this new enemy of our movement.

One of our field agents took this picture just before the Yard Gnome snapped his neck like a stick:

Don’t let the cute smile fool you…they are cold blooded killers. They are evil. Evil I tell you!