General @ Wednesday January 04, 2006 07:09 pm by WunderKraut

I Am In Now

Rob over at File It Under works for EVIL Big Oil. After watching the train wreck of a movie, Syriana, he felt inspired to create his own business cards promoting his links to EVIL Big Oil.

Since he is also the Supreme Leader of our shadow government, NEOCON, and I am his trusted Director of Homeland Security he has made me an honorary member of EVIL Big Oil.

This rocks!

All you Green loving, oil hating people, watch out. I am now a card carrying member:

Tremble before me!

7 Responses to “I Am In Now”

  1. on 05 Jan 2006 at 8:03 am   Crotalus

    Hey man I want a card too! Will you make me one? Please, please, please!

  2. on 05 Jan 2006 at 10:41 am   Rob B.

    Tell Crot to email me with a name and a position and he’s in like flynn

  3. on 05 Jan 2006 at 10:51 am   Hoodlumman

    Awesome…

  4. on 05 Jan 2006 at 11:21 am   Ken Summers

    Heh

  5. on 05 Jan 2006 at 11:48 am   Cullen

    Well, I am director of blowing stuff up.

  6. on 05 Jan 2006 at 11:50 am   WunderKraut

    Yeah, Cullen, you do have the coolest job in the world. Did you see our intel about the Yard Gnomes?

  7. on 05 Jan 2006 at 1:15 pm   Cullen

    Oh yes. I have been on sabbatical though. We should probably be planning some big shadow government op to get the public’s mind off of whatever they’re bitching about now.