General @ Wednesday January 18, 2006 08:26 pm by WunderKraut
Wakefield, Massachusetts, mother Sherri Carlson said she tries her best to get her three kids to eat healthy foods.
“But then they turn on Nickelodeon and see all those enticing junk-food ads,” Carlson said. “Adding insult to injury, we enter the grocery store and see our beloved Nick characters plastered on all those junky snacks and cereals.”
Oh my God! Oh my God! What ever shall I do? After all they are just my kids and I am just their parent. What control do I have over them?
Look lady, tell the brats no. If they keep pestering you, turn off the damn TV. Then you do not have to see the evil commercials for perfectly legal products.
Hey jackass, maybe I like my Frosted Flakes and I think Tony the Tiger rocks. Who died and made you the head Nazi?
Here is an idea, take the broomstick out of your ass and be an actual parent. You know, control what your kids eat and drink.
When will this stop? Last time I checked, my box of Frosted Flakes is not on the list of banned narcotics and it is not laced with rat poison. That makes it fit for human consumption and means it has passed all the government checks to ensure that a bowl of the sweet, sweet flakes will not have broken glass or rat droppings in it.
If you come gunning for my Little Debbie Fudge Rounds or my Mt. Dew or my double fudge chocolate shake, I have one thing to say to you:
From.My.Cold.Dead.Hands.
This guy is the only person making sense in this whole thing:
“Going out on a limb here, perhaps her (Carlson’s) kids want these foods not because of ads, but because they’re children,” said Dan Mindus, spokesman for the Center for Consumer Freedom.
Gee, do you think?
Hey lady…
Piss off!
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On a pogo stick…
On a pogo stick ON A POGO STICK ON A POGO STICK ON A POGO STICK ON A POGO STICK JESUS JUMPED UP GODDAM DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHERFUCKING MAGGOTFELCHING CHRIST ON A FUCKING POGO STICK……
All…righty then.
Kraut, I’m right beside you, ready to defend my personal pile of sugar-coated, creme-filled goodness. Spongebob’s face on a pack of fruit snacks doesn’t make kids fat. Kids eating five thousand packages of fruit snacks (as dessert after their super value meal with extra fries) makes kids fat. Any parent (and I am one, I know whereof I speak) who has a truly fat kid - barring situations involving a true medical condition - should be looking only one place for the reason the child is overweight. The mirror. Where weight is concerned, 99% of pre-teen kids are what their parents let them become. No more. NO less. You do not punish the responsible for the acts of the irrational. Not in this country.
“You do not punish the responsible for the acts of the irrational.”
Amen!
(Found by way of link at “It Comes in Pints.”)
Wow. Ken really hates Pogo sticks.
Wow. How tough is it to say ‘no’, really?
Yeah, I know. I like the last quote I put up when the guy says that they are kids, they are going to want something non-healthy…hard concept…I understand…
Worthless parents.
Why do a good job parenting when poor parenting carries the possible benefit of junk lawsuit victories?
Of course this lawsuit will slapped down faster than my future kids if they don’t mind me but, then again, I plan on being an effective parent.
I am a bit puzzled by Ken’s screed against pogo sticks…
Hood,
That was funny as hell.
Heheheheh. “Piss Off!” Bwa-HAHAHAHAH! You spoiled half my lunch hour, but it was worth it. Linking you now.
I tried so hard to find a picture of Tony the Tiger giving the finger… but failed….
When will it finally be enough?…
“Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the child is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who’s… to… blame…”
NICKELODEON AND KELLOGGS!
A-yep. Courtesy of the WunderKraut, the latest in…
I suppose you guys have never heard the expression, but it got your attention, din’ it?
Yeah, I know, burn in hell and all that…
As if that hadn’t already been decided by the time I hit high school. It seems that some of the young folks in the audience have never heard this particular expression. Does this help?……
I made this story the subject of the first Random Podcast. Thanks for the tip!
LEAVE SPONGEBOB ALONE…
The food police are going after Bikini Bottom! An advocacy group wants companies to stop marketing junk food to children. They’re targeting two titans in a multi-million dollar lawsuit. They’re going after the companies behind Tony the Tiger and Spon…
Just wait and see
If this law suit succeeds in ANY way, then swimsuit makers will be sued for causing skin cancer, Apple and MTV will be sued for causing kids to go deaf, alcohol manufacturers will be sued because someone drank and drove
THERE WILL BE NO END TO THE INSANITY
Another Malkinlanche? Fuck you Krautboy
I agree that this whole suit is complete insanity.
I, too, am a mother of two children in elementary school. At what point do PARENTS take responsibility for their kids instead of blaming everyone else? So, if their daughter gets pregnant is it’s TROJANS fault? Maybe they should have thought of condoms before having kids????????
GET OVER IT!
nah…not really..logged in as a boredom fix….this is not truly a site and these are not real questions by people that should not only be nuetered but should be checked on their lobotomies for vocal side effects…ddaammnn…are these people real???