General @ Thursday January 26, 2006 10:29 am by WunderKraut

We Can Do Better!

We here at WunderKraut.com…hey who you calling “we”? You got a mouse in your pocket?

No. Ummm. I mean “me” or “I”. Oh hell I don’t know. Let’s start this over again.

*take 2*
*action*

I strive to provide my readers with the best content possible at the reasonable price of free. In order to better serve my readers, I routinely scan my visitor logs to see what topics people are most interested in.

Today I saw that someone came into my site from Google after searching for: nazi, mexican cesspool.

It turns out that my site is the 87th result for that search.

That is entirely unacceptable.

My readers should type whatever they want into Google, and WunderKraut.com should be at least in the top ten of the results.

Today I resolve to write about “nazi, mexican cesspools” more frequently in order to raise my Google score for this most important search string.

To you, Mr/Mrs/Ms Dialup from Bakersfield, California, I appologize for your inconvenience.

WunderKraut.com: Now with more Nazi, Mexican Cesspools

8 Responses to “We Can Do Better!”

  1. on 26 Jan 2006 at 10:45 am   Cullen

    You’re not even on the list for howard dean, middle earth gumball! 8o

  2. on 26 Jan 2006 at 10:47 am   Cullen

    Shock dammit! 8-0

  3. on 26 Jan 2006 at 10:50 am   WunderKraut

    Damn it all!

    This is a travesty, a sham, a mockery.

    It’s a traveshamockery!

  4. on 26 Jan 2006 at 11:57 am   slickdpdx

    What a link whore you are!

  5. on 26 Jan 2006 at 12:08 pm   WunderKraut

    Your point?

  6. on 26 Jan 2006 at 1:06 pm   joku

    hey, that’s funny! now I’ll read a few more posts and see if they’re funny too. if they are, I’ll come back!

  7. on 26 Jan 2006 at 1:08 pm   joku

    your blog is too grey! please consider changing the colors.

  8. on 26 Jan 2006 at 1:11 pm   WunderKraut

    joku,

    You may be right…

    BUT

    This is much better than the first and the second layout used here.