Via It Comes In Pints?

You mean to tell me that the offensive Mohammed cartoons that were printed in a Danish newspaper and are the cause for wide spread death and destruction at the hands of radical Muslims were actually printed in an Egyptian newspaper in October 2005?

But I thought the Danish newspaper printing the things was the cause. I thought editors across Europe are being fired for printing them. I thought CNN was afraid to show them. I thought all but two U.S. newspapers were afraid to show them. All out of respect for Islam?

But

Now you are telling me that an Egyptian newspaper printed the same cartoons in October 2005 and nothing was heard from the Muslim street?

Why, this coupled with the news that Imams were distributing fake drawings sure seems like maybe, just maybe this entire episode was been staged.

Why else would fake offensive drawings be distributed? Why would it take 4 months for the Muslim street to get upset over this? Why would radical Muslims and knee jerk PC Europeans blame a Danish newspaper but not the Egyptian paper? Why didn’t the printing of the cartoons in Egypt cause widespread death and destruction?

This has all been staged.

I may be wrong, but all the pieces sure seem to be falling into place.

See also:

Do I Hate Muslims?
CNN: Spineless Bastards
Update On The Race To A Fatwa
Here’s To Your Future Fatwa!