General @ Wednesday July 05, 2006 11:39 am by WunderKraut

Ken Lay Dies Of “Heart Attack”

Sure he did.

I wonder how long till the kids at Kos and the Democratic Underground start spewing conspiracy theories that Karl Rove and Dick Cheney orchestrated Lay’s “death” to spare him the humiliation of having to go to prison.

No joke, they will say this and they will be 100% serious. Just remember that next time you go to the polls.

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7 Responses to “Ken Lay Dies Of “Heart Attack””

  1. on 05 Jul 2006 at 3:15 pm   Jeff "Me too" Skilling

    “Karl Rove and Dick Cheney orchestrated Lay’s ‘death’ to spare him the humiliation of having to go to prison”

    What am I? Chopped liver?

  2. on 05 Jul 2006 at 3:41 pm   WunderKraut

    Hey, you can always fake your own death. You were smart enough to fool millions of investors, I am sure you can figure this out….also, I don’t recall the President ever calling you “Skilling Boy”. Membership has it’s privileges.

    :-)

  3. on 05 Jul 2006 at 6:45 pm   Purple Avenger

    This keeling over thing is an old trick – Bill Casey used it back during the Iran-Contra investigations to avoid testifying before congress.

    Watch — now the dead guy takes the blame for everything!

  4. on 05 Jul 2006 at 9:43 pm   Zsa Zsa

    Wunderkraut…Tigerhawk at WILLisms says his conviction won’t hold up! Could that be right? When I saw that, I wondered if I read that right???

  5. on 06 Jul 2006 at 6:46 am   Cullen

    I got to listen to a bit of Rush yesterday and he said he read on the Democratic Underground that people there were already theorizing that Rove had Lay killed so Bush wouldn’t have had to pardon him.

  6. on 06 Jul 2006 at 8:51 am   Jeff "Me too" Skilling

    Dude. You called it.

  7. on 06 Jul 2006 at 9:02 am   WunderKraut

    It was too easy.