The Religion of Peace My Ass!

Radical Islamic militia fighters in central Somalia shot and killed two people at the screening of a banned World Cup soccer broadcast while dispersing the crowd of teenagers watching it

You’ve got to be kidding me?

What the hell is wrong with watching soccer? Ok, I know many of you think soccer sucks or is gay or is boring, fair enough, but banning people from watching it?

What evil could possibly come from watching soccer? Are they afraid that the faithful watching men run around in shorts will lead to a massive outbreak of homosexuality or women will become inflamed with such lustful passion that they will go out and pleasure any man walking down the street, thereby making goat humping obsolete…well except for special occasions?

Sure, make fun of soccer, beat it up. You may even take a small bit of delight that it is banned, but rest assured:

First they came for soccer and we did nothing…

Then they came for College Football…

Well, that is one reason Radical Islam will never take over America. Just try to ban college football!!!

Only 59 days left.

4 Responses to “More From The Religion Of Peace”

  1. on 05 Jul 2006 at 3:14 pm prechrchet

    Welcome back from the mountains!

    Any guesses on how tech is going to do this year? (I’m not going to even speculate on the dawgs.)

  2. on 05 Jul 2006 at 3:28 pm A Blog For All

    Two Somalis Killed For Watching The World Cup…

    Those Islamists are so tolerant of other cultures and sports. They murdered two people whose only ‘crime’ was to watch the World Cup….

  3. on 05 Jul 2006 at 3:45 pm WunderKraut

    Chet,

    I have a sneaking suspicion that the Dawgs will do MUCH better than my Yellow Jackets.

    *sigh*

    But this year there are only two games that matter: Beating Notre Dame and Georgia. I dont care about the rest.

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