UPDATE 8/13/08: I’ve grown tired of getting hits in for a certain link that was in this post. As a result, I have taken it out.

In the spirit of “Yeah, What He Said” posts, I give you another great Ace of Spades post called “Ace’s Generic Walk-Thru For Every Game You’ve Ever Played”. It is a repost of a very funny post. Who knows, I probably linked it the first time it came out.

Anyway:

Women like puzzles and talking to elves smoking hookahs. That’s their right, of course, but I’ll be damned before I sit there like an a**hole writing down the pictograph code the third stormtrooper had on his key-card.

If I wanted that kind of sh*t, I’d have bought Myst III, as well as the necessary peripheral: a functioning vagina.

Very funny post but I decided that my Google rating for “vagina” was too low. Also it is a funny word. No, seriously, say it out loud without smirking or laughing outright.

Vagina

Yes, I am immature, what did you expect?

Anyway. Earlier this year I wrote a post complaining about my Google rating for the phrase “nazi, mexican cesspool”. I have good news to report:

WunderKraut is currently the number one Google hit for: nazi, mexican cesspool

Wonderful. My plan is working perfectly.

Check out previous editions of “I Wish I Had Written That”