Let’s see, off to run errands. Keys? Check. Wallet? Check. Clothes? Bah, who needs those?

Lions Assistant Coach Arrested For Driving Nude

Oh come on. Don’t be such a prude. You know you’ve done it before. I mean, it’s a hot night and you’ve got your windows rolled down, the wind in your hair…

Ahem…

No?

*cough*

Well then….

Here is the punch line to this story:

Police in the Detroit suburb of Dearborn said Joe Cullen, who coaches the team’s defensive line, was pulled over Aug. 24 and ticketed on suspicion of indecent and obscene conduct.

The ticket does not provide any other information about why Cullen allegedly was nude. The Lions said alcohol was involved.

I, for one, am shocked. Shocked, I tell you, that alcohol was involved. Why is it every time someone wants to take going “Commando” to new extremes, alcohol gets blamed? Give him some credit for being original. Geesh.