WunderKraut.com has been given unedited footage of Chris Matthew’s interview with the leaders of both parties as they talk about the State of the Union address and the 2008 Presidential Election:

Hello everyone. I’m Chris Matthews and tonight I am honored to have with me as my guest: Senator and Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton.

Thanks for having me on Chris.

And Senator and Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama.

It’s great to be here.

And Senator Mel Martinez, the Republican Party General Chairman.

It’s an honor.

Senator Clinton, let’s start with you. You heard the President and you and I both know he is a lame duck, so honestly, do you think he will be able to do anything that he mentioned?

Well, as you know, the President has been severely hamstrung by the illegal war in Iraq and by the stunning victory Democrats orchestrated this November. I would say it will be very difficult for him to get much, if any, of his agenda through Congress.

Senator Obama, your thoughts?

I have to agree with Senator Clinton. President Bush is finished. He has made us less safe at home and despised abroad. I will work with Senator Clinton to improve our security and to improve our image abroad.

Too true, too true. Senator Martinez, I am sure you have a different opinion.

I have to disagree with my two colleagues. President Bush has done an excellent job protecting our country from terrorists. He has led the country in a strong economic recovery and he has not been afraid to take risks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah…that’s what I expected you would say. Anyway, let’s turn our attention to what really matters: the 2008 Presidential elections. Senator Clinton, after years of denying that you were going to run for President, you finally announced your candidacy last week. Why now and hasn’t this been your plan all along?

Oh Chris, Chris, Chris. You know that the only reason I am running for President now is because of the horrible job that President Bush has done in leading this country. It was literally forced upon me. After my listening tour, I heard that America is ready for change and I am that change.

Still, it does seem that you, as a sitting First Lady, ran for Senator in New York, a state in which you never lived, for the express purpose of eventually running for President.

I’d be lying if I said that most of what you said wasn’t true.

Touche. Ok, Senator Obama, why are you running? After all, you are a first term Senator.

I too believe America wants change. I feel that I can bring fresh ideas to the table. This is because I am not wedded to the Washington machine. The public wants a fresh face. I am that face and I have the ideas that will bring the country together.

Senator Clinton. What would you do in your first 100 days if elected President?

The first thing I would do would be to roll back EVERY single tax cut that Bush forced through Congress. Then I would institute universal health coverage.

That is something that Senator Clinton and I both agree on

In fact, we stand together

Neither one of you stand a chance in this fight. You may have noticed the stupid grin on my face. That is because we have received word today that a new hope has sprung forth to deliver the Republican Party from despair. I present: The Savior Of The Republican Party!

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My God! Who are you? What do you stand for and do you have any corruption in your past?

I answer to no man. I am here to save my party and to protect this great country!

You don’t scare me! Quick Obama! If we storm the gates now, we can destroy this new upstart before he can get any momentum!

I’m with you Hillary! My life and honor I pledge to the Party!

The Party? You really are spineless. If you want to lead, you must pledge your honor to God and Country, you Socialist trolls!

God and Country? That is pure BS….everyone knows I had to sell my soul to Satan himself in order to win this election. I will not lose!

Satan?

Yeah, you know, the Prince of Darkness? Lucifer? Anyway, let’s go!

None shall pass!

I warned you Clinton! I’m going to get you and your little dog too!

Um, I don’t know if this is right. Shouldn’t this be settled on Election Day? I mean, do we need to fight now? I think I have another speaking engagement…yeah…see ya later Hill.

Fine. Run you pansy. You don’t have the balls to be in this race. I do! After all, I have put up with Bill for 30 years! Nothing scares me! That just leaves me and you, mystery boy. Bring it on!

Oh, it’s on now Biatch!

Well, that about wraps it up. Who will win, Hillary or the Savior of the Republican Party? Only time will tell. Oh, and the election results next year. Goodnight.

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Who is this Savior? When will he appear? Will he be able to overcome the Dark Powers of Hillary? Stay tuned as the world anxiously awaits this new leaders arrival.

I have my doubts that this Savior exists, but hopefully I will be proven wrong and the Republican Party can return to small government and fiscal responsibility and real Conservative convictions. We shall see.