So, you guys remember about two weeks ago when I wrote about an interview I had and then my follow-up post about the drug test for said interview?

Well, something has gone wrong. It seems the lab/City has lost my drug test. I am not sure if that means they lost my specimen or if they’ve lost the results.

At least they’ve admitted their mistake instead of grabbing some random sample to pass off as mine…

HR Dept: Um, Mr. WunderKraut…we received some disturbing results from your drug screening…

WK: Huh? That’s impossible, I have never used drugs a day in my life…well except for that one week in Thailand…but that was a long time ago…

HR Dept: No, it’s not drugs…gee this is tough…how can I put this?

WK: Look, you are freaking me out….

HR Dept: Mr. WunderKraut…you’re pregnant.

WK:…

HR Dept: Yeah, and your Estrogen levels are through the roof.

Anyone who has ever taken a pre-employment drug test will understand how hard it is for me to understand how they could lose the darn thing.

First they give you the cup and wait for you at the door. When you are finished, they check the temp and slap a label from my paper work on it. Then they fill out the rest of the forms…in triplicate. I have to sign here, here and there. Then they place a seal on the specimen and I have to initial across it. Then they put the specimen in a bag and put one of the copies of the paperwork in the side pouch in the same bag. Then they seal it up and I get my copy of the paper work.

Oh well, I guess I’ll have to do it all over again…

*sigh*