General @ Friday May 18, 2007 08:30 am by WunderKraut

Caption This

I know, I know, everyone does caption contests…but this one is different…

How so?

You get to caption an unfortunate picture of yours truly. Yep, here’s your chance to finally get back at good old WunderKraut.

The picture is of me and my Dad. I am not sure what I was thinking about when the picture was taken, but I am sure you guys can make something up.



Here are a few that I have come up with:

Let’s see, the bill is $34.22…15% would be…hmmm, carry the 1, times two…

Did I remember to wear underwear today?

pi = 3.14159264…no 5

Caption away!

14 Comments »

14 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. on 18 May 2007 at 8:59 am   Hoodlumman

    “Umm… Mike, did you just swallow your tongue again?”

  2. on 18 May 2007 at 9:06 am   it comes in pints?

    Because he asked nicely…

    WHORE!……

  3. on 18 May 2007 at 9:08 am   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    “Hey, who cut the cheese?”

  4. on 18 May 2007 at 9:09 am   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    “Um, you gonna finish that coffee?”

  5. on 18 May 2007 at 9:28 am   Rob

    I should have gotten that part on Scrubs.

  6. on 18 May 2007 at 9:30 am   Cullen

    WK (internally):Hmm. If Burger King is taxing me for something free, does that mean I’m paying tax for the value of the item, or some set tax rate? If I win a car in a game show, I have to pay tax for that. But that’s some kind of winnings tax, surely a milkshake doesn’t fall into that category. I still don’t understand how you tax zero. Taxes are so unfair anyway. Well, maybe sales tax is OK, but those darn income taxes suck. Speaking of income, that new pay raise is going to be pretty nice …

    WK Dad: Dammit son, did you hear a word I just said?

  7. on 18 May 2007 at 10:17 am   Nightfly

    An unfortunate moment at the State Dept. Bocce & BBQ Backyard Party – WunderKraut tries to hide his hurt feelings when John Bolton busts on him for his choice of beverage.

  8. on 18 May 2007 at 10:20 am   WunderKraut

    Cullen, you win the award for best use of a former post to mock me.

    Nightfly, I was going to say something similar about my drink.

  9. on 18 May 2007 at 11:10 am   Michael

    Son, it is about time we sat down to discuss the facts of life, the birds and the bees….

  10. on 19 May 2007 at 1:16 am   Rob B

    Dad: Avert your eyes, lad. Nancy Pelosi is earning her Mardi gras beads again…

    Wk: Hmmm, reminds me of poached eggs….

  11. on 20 May 2007 at 10:07 pm   Anon Ymous

    Dad: Son, don’t worry that you couldnt get into UGA. There is a special Tech school in Atlanta just for special people like you.

  12. on 20 May 2007 at 10:44 pm   WunderKraut

    North Avenue Trade School baby!

  13. on 21 May 2007 at 10:19 am   Army of Mom

    Hmmm, I wonder if Elmer Fudd ever considered the moral implications of whether it was truly duck or wabbit season?

    Or

    I bet I could see Wonder Woman’s ass if she flew over in in her invisible plane right now.

    or

    Geesus. 40 years of listening to my old man lecture me. I wonder if I could spike his drink and make him pass out?

  14. on 24 May 2007 at 6:24 pm   Locomotive Breath

    Son, stop whining. The short bus will be here soon. And don’t forget your drool cup.