Is it just me, or are you as tired of Rachael Ray as I am?

I mean come on! So she can cook a meal in 30-minutes.

I can too. Step one: boil water, step two: add water to cup-o-noodles, step three: eat. Total elapsed time: 5 minutes.

So when do I get a TV show?

Actually, she has good ideas for quick meals, but her voice and her sneer…my God, it grates on me…really it does. Maybe I can watch her show muted with Close Captioning on.

This morning we stopped at a Dunkin’ Donuts in Tampa, Florida and what should my wandering eye see?

Even the poster makes me hear her voice.

Then again, I’ve been told that I have issues…