Look, you guys need to send me some new material.

My IWIHWT posts are turning into a Jeff and Ace love fest.

I know, I know, I need to read more, but dang-it, they both have a way with words.

Anyhoo…

Here’s Ace talking about his “normal” courtship rituals:

That quote is completely taken out of context — they’re referring to the old saw about people being more likely to hook up after being excited by fear or the like. Horror movies, roller coasters, lurking menacingly outside windows wearing nothing but clown makeup and a butcher’s apron. Classic courtship ploys like that.

Man I hate clowns.

Check out previous editions of “I Wish I Had Written That”