Mr. Bingley over at the wonderful Coalition of the Swilling has one of his famous cooking posts up. It’s a yummy chicken recipe.

In explaining how to prepare the chicken he has this to say:

Muwhahahahaha! I feel so eeevul holding a creature’s freshly detached backbone!

Anyhow, flip the spineless creature over and, using your palm in a very real and patriarchy-inspired manner squage the breastbone down with the heel of your palm and break the bugger so the spineless chicken lies more or less flat

Heh. You made me laugh Bingley. You made me laugh.

PS: Just as info, THS, no trees were harmed (much) during the writing of this post. You’re welcome.

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