In response to Ken’s comments about squirrels being evil, I remembered an old…and I do mean old website that chronicled the scourge of the squirrel community: Squirrel Hazing - The Untold Story.

The website lists the common methods used in Squirrel Hazing with the best one being Car Racing. Check out the point system here.

At the end, they have your normal disclaimers:

No squirrels were harmed by us.

Several tiny flies were killed for flying in front of the monitor after they had been warned repeatedly not to do so, a meal worm beetle was beaten and killed by a gang of meal worm beetles from a neighboring territory, and a weed was viciously yanked up by its roots for growing in the Human’s flower bed and not paying rent…but there were absolutely no squirrels harmed in any way during or for the creation of this page - unless they were of a lower rank and tried to steal our nest, stash, and/or babies.

Check out all the content. We must keep an eye on these squirrels. They’re beginning to scare me.