Your Turkey Day I Wish I Had Written That comes from Ace of Spades.

He has a short post about some idiot environmental type group who wants people to only eat food that is grown/raised local to you…Um…Ok…

I’m just guessing here, but I don’t think there are nearly enough turkey farms near the average city to actually satisfy demand. Which means you have to find some sort of local meat for a substitute, like, I don’t know, railroad hobos.

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