General @ Tuesday December 18, 2007 03:55 pm by WunderKraut
This past Sunday I was in charge of setting up Communion. You know, the Lords Supper? Wine and bread?
So first things first, I forgot to get the elements.
We got to church early for Pre-Service Prayer, a time of worship and prayer before the service begins, thus the name pre-service…why I feel the need to go into such detail is beyond me…anyway, when we pulled in it dawned on me…oh man! I forgot to get the stuff for Communion!
No worries, we were early (see point above) and there is a grocery store down the street. WunderKid1 wanted to go with me and now I see how lucky I was that he did come…
I like to use Hawaiian bread for Communion as it’s such a pretty round loaf. The bakery section didn’t have the large loaf, but they had mini-loafs. Perfect!
Then we headed down the juice aisle to get some fruit of the vine. I looked for the cheapest grape juice in the smallest size they had. Hey, we’re a small church still.
There it was, the perfect size and the price was just right. I grabbed a bottle and was about to walk away when WunderKid1 piped up.
He said, “That’s not the kind we usually get.”
Now, you have to know WunderKid1, he is very literal and remembers everything. If you do something one way, that is the way it must be done from then on. So, I figured he was upset that I was buying a “different” jug o juice. I explained that the brand did not matter and that Daddy was just trying to find the cheapest…
I am so happy he asked the question because it made me hesitate just for a second. I looked at my bottle of juice and back at the rows of juice.
Oops…
I had grabbed a jug of prune juice by accident….
You can imagine all the thoughts that filled my head. What if I hadn’t noticed? What if I’d poured the prune juice into the little Communion cups? What if the church actually drank it?
Wow. I dodged a HUGE bullet there.
Thanks WunderKid1 for being such a detail guy.
6 Responses to “Disaster Averted”

Welcome to WunderKraut Third Reformed Church… the Regular Church.
Hey, considering this stuff, you may be on to something, man.
(PS - there will be a whole lot o’ splainin’ for me to do if Heaven has wifi.)
I forgot about that post! It’s amazing what people will market.
I am so glad this ended well….
That story just sent shivers down my spine. I was preaching that day. The last thing my anxious anus needed before I preached was a shot of prune juice. I can see it now…asking the congregation to turn to proverbs, I hear and feel my intestines drop causing me to have to excuse myself….I would have never recovered.
This is great! I was wondering how to make things flow a little smoother in my new church. Now I know exactly what to do!
Did I really just read the words “anxious anus” talk about shivers….
Aimee,
Yes.
Yes you did.