General @ Thursday March 27, 2008 02:24 pm by WunderKraut

Odd Word Of The Day

The word ski is an odd word.

Looking at the word, I assumed it was some hold over from those filthy Scandis and sure enough, I was right:

Norwegian, from Old Norse skith – stick of wood

What really threw me was typing “skiing”…get that?

Yes it’s “S-K-I-I-N-G”. How is that possible? Seeing 2 I’s together like that makes my brain hurt.

Stupid English language…although I guess some most of the blame can be placed at the feet of the shaved yetis from the frozen north, those penguin sucking Scandis.

I can no longer sit back and allow, Scandi infiltration, Scandi indoctrination, Scandi subversion and the international Scandi conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids…

25 Comments »

25 Responses to “Odd Word Of The Day”

  1. on 27 Mar 2008 at 2:58 pm   Tracy

    I can always count on you for a good laugh :-)

  2. on 27 Mar 2008 at 3:51 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Your mother and I didn’t raise you to be a bigot. You’re out of the will

  3. on 27 Mar 2008 at 3:57 pm   WunderKraut

    You were never around “Daddy”. You missed all my birthday parties. I never did get that pony. Your “real” children attended the best schools and had your undivided attention.

    Besides it’s not bigotry if you understand the context. You need to understand the deep fear Americans have for Scandis. You can’t trust them and there is an anger that’s just below the surface. These feelings are real, not imaginary and you need to acknowledge they are real. That way you can grow to understand and accept me. At least that’s what my pastor says…

  4. on 27 Mar 2008 at 5:27 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    I bet you read that in “The Protocols of the Elders of Scandia“.

    What’s next, Skinhead? Lutefisknacht?

  5. on 27 Mar 2008 at 9:34 pm   Mr. Bingley

    I bet his favorite story is “The Saab-in women”.

  6. on 27 Mar 2008 at 9:42 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Well of course it is. After all, he actually has some Scandinavian ancestry even if he doesn’t admit to it.

    Maybe that’s why he gets so inVolvoed with these anti-Scanditic groups.

  7. on 27 Mar 2008 at 9:49 pm   Mr. Bingley

    Well, I can see things going from bad to Norse pretty quickly if he’s not careful.

  8. on 27 Mar 2008 at 11:06 pm   WunderKraut

    I don’t know you people

  9. on 27 Mar 2008 at 11:14 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Tell it to your Cousin Dave.

  10. on 28 Mar 2008 at 4:20 am   Greg Newsom

    How can a place so cold have women so HOT?

  11. on 28 Mar 2008 at 9:20 am   Hoodlumman

    Greg makes the best point.

  12. on 28 Mar 2008 at 9:37 am   nightfly

    Part of this sad bigotry is misinformation. Penguins are Antarctic, and as such, the northern Scandis can’t suck them. Come to the light, Wunder! You’ve been lied to!

  13. on 28 Mar 2008 at 9:50 am   WunderKraut

    Ok. Fine.

    I’ll give up calling them penguin suckers….

    From now on I shall call them: Reindeer Humpers

  14. on 28 Mar 2008 at 10:35 am   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Son, we’re all just saddened that you would reject, even denigrate, part of your own heritage, and to attribute to them some kind of anti-American conspiracy.

    Look, just because they are vastly over-represented in the family fun park industry, the automotive industry, the banking industry, the retail furniture industry, and even the home repair and aircraft industries, does NOT mean there is some kind of International Scandiist Conspiracy.

    Really, they’re just people like us. With lots of hot women.

  15. on 28 Mar 2008 at 10:58 am   WunderKraut

    Holy Crap! They do all that?!?!?!

    And here I thought they just lived in the frozen North country and humped reindeer.

    Now I’m really scared.

  16. on 28 Mar 2008 at 11:57 am   Joel

    As a person of Scandinavian descent (although we prefer the term “Tarandophilic-American”), I am deeply hurt and offended that you would speak of my peace-loving people in such cruel and ignorant terms. Sadly, many non-Scandinavians continue to hold us responsible for the so-called “Viking raids” of the Middle Ages, not understanding that in reality, our ancestors were driven from their homeland by the local food. (Would you live in a country where lutefisk was a staple?)

    To show my dismay, I now intend to burn down your village, ravish your women, and subject your men to a looping tape of ABBA’s greatest hits. Because we are a people of peace, dammit!

    Uff da!

  17. on 28 Mar 2008 at 12:45 pm   WunderKraut

    Huh…The Vikings were the original followers of the “religion of peace”? Who knew?

  18. on 28 Mar 2008 at 1:14 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Yes, and they have HOT women.

    C’mon, son, ‘fess up. Haven’t you ever dated a Scandi lady?

    Ever had a piece of Danish?

    Maybe eaten a little Swedish?

  19. on 28 Mar 2008 at 1:18 pm   WunderKraut

    Nope, never dated a Scandi.

    I guess there may be hope for a group of people who gave us the Danish…I guess.

  20. on 28 Mar 2008 at 1:47 pm   Joel

    Are you guys Finnished yet?

  21. on 28 Mar 2008 at 2:09 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Norway, Jose.

  22. on 28 Mar 2008 at 3:37 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Oh look, here are some great tits from Scandinavia.

  23. on 28 Mar 2008 at 5:03 pm   WunderKraut

    haha, haha, ha

  24. on 28 Mar 2008 at 8:30 pm   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    Hey, remember that commandment. “Honor thy father and thy mother.”

    Although your mother was drunk.

    Obviously.

  25. on 28 Mar 2008 at 8:44 pm   WunderKraut

    Mom, don’t listen to him. He’s a bitter old man…old man…