General @ Wednesday May 14, 2008 02:21 pm by WunderKraut
Cullen started a war today. Here is how it got started:
Cullen 14 May 2008 at 8:54 am:
OK, so howsabout a real quandry — marshmellow creme or vanilla creme?
WunderKraut 14 May 2008 at 9:02 am:
Marshmallow creme….there is no debate…
Next question for the all knowing WunderKraut.
Cullen 14 May 2008 at 11:13 am:
Well, if marshmellow creme is the preferred sub-base, then what you’re saying is that the Moon Pie is the superior snack medium.
I think ignoring the Twinkie, Ho-Ho, and Susie Q factions may prove to be your undoing.
nightfly 14 May 2008 at 1:07 pm:
Ah, but Cullen, there’s the silent Mallomar majority – at least in the winter months. Marhsmallow creme, dark chocolate, and graham cracker are a stable and delicious snacking coalition.
WunderKraut 14 May 2008 at 1:33 pm:
Yes, Moon Pies are pretty high up there. Especially if washed down by an RC Cola.
I’m with nightfly, you can’t overlook the power of the S’mores combination. Taken separately, they are not a threat, but together…they are a thing of beauty.
Marshmallow creme and vanilla wafers are also mighty tasty.
Actually, the only snacks I fear are Little Debbie Fudge Rounds. No man can stand up to those.
Cullen 14 May 2008 at 1:47 pm:
I have the strength of Suzie Q heavy artillery on my side! No one can stand up to our might!
Your bretheren are puffy, soft, lightweights who are most famous for getting set on fire. Our bretheren are heavy cremes like Boston and French. We shant wait, we will saturate!
WunderKraut 14 May 2008 at 1:52 pm:
Bah!
You don’t frighten me!
Ever had a flaming marshmallow tossed at you? It sticks and burns. Burns real bad.
Since I am the Peep master, I have an entire army of left over Easter Peeps! I am prepared to set some, if not all, of them on fire and toss them your way.
If it’s war you want…it’s war you’ll get!
Cullen 14 May 2008 at 1:56 pm:
You have no defense agains the eclair, you fool!
Cullen 14 May 2008 at 1:56 pm:
I have no defense against the typo, my fool!
WunderKraut 14 May 2008 at 2:10 pm:
Heh!
Eclairs? You have resorted to using French pastry to taunt me?
How sad. How very sad…
My mighty Peep army shall crush all!
nightfly 14 May 2008 at 2:14 pm:
And then we shall stay home and sip hot cocoa with mini-marshmallows.
WunderKaut:
I shall unleash my secret Peep weapon.
Behold: Peep Cthulhu!!!!!!
Picture stolen from this guy.
Cullen 14 May 2008 at 2:35 pm:
Mighty Peep army is an oxymoron, even if Peep Cthulhu is awesome (Fthagn A, and whatnot).
Your frilly Peep army will be vanquished by under the might of Hershey’s Vanilla Creme Kisses. And don’t forget the all-American Vanilla Ice Cream and Apple Pie!
Your thoughts?
9 Responses to “Marshmallow Creme vs Vanilla Creme”
You guys need a job….. heh!
Cullen, you are clearly cheating. Vanilla CREME and Vanilla ICE CREAM are two different things. You are calling in mercenaries to supplement your clearly flagging forces, and it shan’t avail ye.
Oh no, if you can use marshmallow creme and marshmallows, I can use vanilla creme and vanilla ice cream.
Clearly none of you worked today!!
hmm, i am total support of vanilla cream, however i must say rally your forces cullen, if ur going to turn the tide of battle you need some all decisive offense with which to bring it to a close,
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Heh. Tejash, you have a stalker
It’s the nefarious forces of V.C.T.O.R.I.A.
Vanilla
Creme
Terror
Overrunning
Respectable
Individuals
Appetites
D’you expect me to talk?
NO, Mr. Bond, I expect you to EAT.
Man that Peep Cthulhu is awesome! I can hear him calling out to me.