General @ Friday May 16, 2008 11:28 am by WunderKraut

Bumper Sticker Contest

Yet Another Update: Here are two great entries:



Submitted by Reagan Fanatic (click for full size)


Submitted by Bill

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UPDATE x 4: Welcome Jawa readers. Please leave your own suggestions in the comments. If you come up with some good ones, I may have to strip Kate P. of her 1st place prize! :-)

It was a tough call. You guys had some good ones in there. The most depressing thing is this was intended to be parody, but it’s much, much closer to reality….

*sigh*

UPDATE UPDATE: Keep em coming. These are great!

UPDATE: Click below the fold for more

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Have a ton of witty sayings floating around your head?

Dying to show off your Mad Photoshop Skilz?

Can’t stand John McCain, yet refuse to vote for the other guy (girl)?

Here’s your chance.

Come up with the best bumper sticker for Mr. Default Candidate himself, John McCain and show your disdain for what the Republican Party has become.

Ken gave me the idea with his comment on this post, and he has the first entry.



Here is mine:



If you want to put them in the comments, that is great, I will put them on the sticker. If you want to make your own, then use this as a base.

It can be any color but in order to keep everything similar, keep the size to 450 wide to 150 – 200 tall.

You can email your completed stickers to me using the link over to the side.

This should be fun.

More entries below the fold.



Here are two some from Mr. Bingley:



Kate P sends these two in:



My personal favorite so far

28 Comments »

28 Responses to “Bumper Sticker Contest”

  1. on 16 May 2008 at 11:57 am   it comes in pints?

    A Contest!…

    My putative son has a bumper sticker contest going. Have fun!……

  2. on 16 May 2008 at 1:05 pm   Mr. Bingley

    “They’re Worse!”

  3. on 16 May 2008 at 1:05 pm   Mr. Bingley

    “I’m Not Dead Yet”

  4. on 16 May 2008 at 1:29 pm   Mr. Bingley

    You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry

  5. on 16 May 2008 at 1:30 pm   Mr. Bingley

    ‘Cos Our National Salad Needs Some Piss And Vinegar

  6. on 16 May 2008 at 1:57 pm   Kate P

    1. Comes with the most tolerable woman as part of the package.

    2. Do it for the (illegal) children!

  7. on 16 May 2008 at 7:38 pm   Julie

    Because you can’t vote for “None of the above”

  8. on 16 May 2008 at 11:39 pm   Kate P

    Julie–infuriatingly true!
    Wunderkraut, I’ve been encouraged by your “dad” to submit this one: You can throw up now, or you can throw up for four years.

  9. on 17 May 2008 at 11:28 am   prechrchet

    How about this:

    “He wouldn’t be the worst we’ve had.”

  10. on 17 May 2008 at 12:19 pm   prechrchet

    Or, you could try this one:

    “Considering our other choices…”

  11. on 17 May 2008 at 3:33 pm   Julie

    To borrow from “Young Frankenstein”,

    McCain: Could be worse. Could be Hillary.

  12. on 18 May 2008 at 7:31 pm   WunderKraut

    Heh! I love them all.

    I was gone this weekend, so I didn’t have a chance to put the last few up on a sticker.

  13. on 19 May 2008 at 2:55 pm   Kate P

    I won!? Wow! :)

    Well, thanks for coming up with the contest–even if it does come too close to reality for comfort, at least if we’re laughing about it we won’t be crying.

  14. on 28 May 2008 at 5:00 pm   hjyoung

    JOHN McCAIN The best part of him ran down his daddy’s leg

  15. on 28 May 2008 at 5:01 pm   taylorclub

    ” McCain, More Than A Welcome Mat “

  16. on 28 May 2008 at 5:04 pm   K.Pearson

    McCain ‘08 Hold your nose and pull the lever.

  17. on 28 May 2008 at 5:09 pm   Karen P

    McCain He’s less Democrat the the others.

  18. on 28 May 2008 at 5:10 pm   Karen P

    McCain He’s less Democrat than the others.

  19. on 28 May 2008 at 6:03 pm   Chris Hughes

    McCain…The lesser of three evils.

  20. on 28 May 2008 at 6:22 pm   BufordP

    He sucks less!

  21. on 28 May 2008 at 6:47 pm   Smitty

    Polar Bears for McCain 08

  22. on 28 May 2008 at 6:47 pm   Wildbill2u

    Screw It…McCain I Guess.

  23. on 29 May 2008 at 6:43 am   Pearl

    Apparatchiks Have Feelings Too

  24. on 29 May 2008 at 8:07 am   WunderKraut

    Pearl’s is too funny

  25. on 29 May 2008 at 11:20 am   Phillep Harding

    Smitty, considering the polar bears continue to increase in numbers, they just might vote for him if they could.

  26. on 29 May 2008 at 12:10 pm   alan

    I love my country more…
    than I hate McCain

  27. on 30 May 2008 at 11:57 am   The Radio Patriot

    GALLOWS HUMOR…

    BUMPER STICKER CONTEST
    BRILLIANT CREATIVITY FROM WUNDER KRAUT…

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