General @ Tuesday July 29, 2008 07:15 pm by WunderKraut

Earthquake!!!!!

So L.A. had an earthquake today.

Not too big. Just 5.4.

Anybody want to bet on how quickly someone will blame Global Warming for this?

Think I’m crazy?

Check out this simple Google Search.

Here’s one article to prove the point.

Man, I guess Global Warming now causes everything, such as:

Heart problems
Oppression of black people
Higher mountains
AIDs

And anything else that the Left/Socialists/Communists have an interest in.

Isn’t it convenient that Global Warming…or the now in fashion Climate Change…only causes things that can only be “solved” by self destructing our economy and ushering in all the “utopian” dreams and fetishes so loved by the Left?

Odd no?

How come we don’t hear “Global Warming causes tax rates to fall” or “Global Warming causes freedom to break out across the globe”?

Just asking.

6 Responses to “Earthquake!!!!!”

  1. on 29 Jul 2008 at 10:39 pm   Jon

    So, I found a website that list everything people have attached to global warming with articles to prove. This is it: http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

    My favorite is global warming will cause canibalism. That was stated by our very own Ted Turner…..

  2. on 30 Jul 2008 at 8:47 am   WunderKraut

    Perfect! I was looking for something like that, but was too lazy.

  3. on 30 Jul 2008 at 10:31 am   Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life

    HAHA! It causes a “decline in circumcision rates“!

    C’mon Jon, that tops cannibalism, for the potential humor if nothing else.

  4. on 30 Jul 2008 at 12:38 pm   Jon

    Sorry Ken, you caught me skimming the list….I didn’t even see that one. Decline in circumcision rates definately tops that.

  5. on 30 Jul 2008 at 4:12 pm   nightfly

    That’s nothing to the chilling news three-quarters of the way down: SQUIRRELS REPRODUCE EARLIER. Damn you Chimpy!

  6. on 31 Jul 2008 at 3:12 pm   Michael-

    Duh! Of course global warming is responsible for earthquakes!! Everyone knows that heat causes things to expand! Since the earth is rather rigid, the expansions causes those darn plates to push harder against each other. They then crack and boom…earth quakes. Doesn’t take an engineer nor a rocket science to figure that one out!!