General @ Wednesday September 17, 2008 08:26 am by WunderKraut

Where’s My Government Bailout?

Hey Congress listen up!

I may have made some bad financial decisions over the past 13 years. As a result I have leveraged myself with too much debt as I borrowed my way to financial independence…errr…

Anyway…

Despite this being entirely my own fault, I feel that the government should bail me out. I mean, you wouldn’t want me to default on my obligations to Capital One or Chase do you?

If WunderKraut Enterprises fails, there will be severe repercussions to the entire economy.

Do you want to take that chance?

No?

Then great, send over a check from the U.S. Treasury. The exact amount is still be tabulated by NASA and should be in by the end of this week. I’ll notify you then.

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3 Responses to “Where’s My Government Bailout?”

  1. on 17 Sep 2008 at 8:28 am   prechrchet

    If this works, let me know. Please.

  2. on 17 Sep 2008 at 1:26 pm   nightfly

    Me too. Heck, they’re bailing out the mortgage lenders, how about bailing out an actual mortgage?

  3. on 21 Sep 2008 at 8:04 pm   DUNIMUS1

    I’m a loaf away from broke. Where’s my government bailout? The only folks benefiting are the rich. That’s a fact!!! The “Wizard” is at work with the gloom and doom…Why aren’t the people who are expected to do the bailing allowed to get any straight answers??…they put economists on TV blowing the same bad breathe. Where’s the straight talk??