Hate Mail!

Yay!!!

It’s been since July 14, 2005 since I last received hate mail. Wow…that was a LONG time ago. I feel so unloved.

Anyway, I got me some hate mail last week!

Here’s the set up: WunderKraut.com was once a sound site. Yep, that’s right. I originally started this website to show off my Simpsons sounds and various other sound files from some of my favorite movies. Back then I didn’t have the rabid following I now have *cough* so I submitted my site to various Sound Rings and other sound file referrer sites. When I changed over to blogging, sometime after the last ice age, I forgot all about the places that still had me listed as a sound site. I also forgot all my logins and passwords to correct the issue. My solution? Do nothing!!! You should try it sometimes, it is very freeing.

Here we are in the wonderfully futuristic year 2009 and someone tried to access my sound pages from one of the referrer sites I mentioned above. For some reason, this person was really, really, REALLY upset that the promised sound files are not to be found on this site. Actually, the dirty secret is that they still exist, I just don’t have a direct link to them anymore…

Shall we begin?

wunderkraut

do you even know what it means

why are listed on the top 50 wave list

while you do not have any waves

only stupid pics about some charlie kid or what ever

you fake german descendent

First off, I just love his refusal to capitalize the first word of a sentence. He is not one to be hemmed in by the “rules”.

Secondly, yes I know what “wunderkraut” means…sort of…from Babelfish it means “miracle herb”, but I’ve also heard it translated as “wonderful cabbage” and yes, euphemistically, I know it is slang for the ganja. That doesn’t matter to me. Go read my “Why WunderKraut” section.

And finally, I am not German, nor have I ever claimed to be, but I wouldn’t mind having a little bit of German blood in my family line. After all, my unhealthy love of sausage, sauerkraut and dark beer had to come from somewhere.

So to you Mr. Kees Holleman – Bedrijfsleider (manager in English) who apparently manages three websites, one of which translates as a “bric-a-brac shop”, I apologize for not having the sound files you requested readily available. However, I would appreciate it if you didn’t call pictures of my son Charlie, stupid.

That is all.

PS: Mr. Holleman appears to be Dutch. I guess he is still upset about Germans overrunning his country 70 years ago.