I know we live in a free country, but come on, there should be laws against this. I mean, nothing good can come from this:

International Clown Hall of Fame

*shakes head*

I read through their website, or as I like to call it “Clown Propaganda”. Chilling stuff man, chilling stuff.

Says their site:

Dedicated to the preservation and advancement of the “Art of Clowning.”

Um….there is an “Art of Clowning”? I thought it was just called being creepy. Didn’t know there was an art to that.

…this museum maintains a vast archive of clown artifacts and library

Artifacts forged by Lucifer himself! I imagine squirting flowers, buckets of confetti, horns, red noses, pentagrams, voodoo dolls…you know, typical stuff.

Learn about the different types of clowns and their contributions to “Let the Laughter Loose”

Hold on a second, there are different types of clowns?!?!? How can this be? I have seen one to many clown movies, so I understand that to “Let the Laughter Loose” is clown speak for kill everyone!

I vote we march on West Allis, Wisconsin with pitchforks and torches and demand that these clowns cease their clowning ways and rejoin civilization or be forced into Clown Re-Education Camps.