All the Rest

Kodos and Kang

"Holy Firking Snit!"

Homer and Kodos fighting on Jerry Springer

"That board with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the humans won't stop there..."

"...We have reached to limits of what rectal probing can teach us."

"...oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?"

"To put you at ease, we have recreated the most common spawning locations of your species. You may choose either: the back seat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friends wedding, or the ally behind a porno theater..."

Duff Man

..."Duffman can never die..."

..."Duffman can't breath..."

Duffman looking for the answer

"Duffman has a bad feeling about this."

Lenny & Carl

"Hey, you know what I am looking forward to? The future. Have you heard about this Internet thing?..."

"...It’s all relative. Is Lenny really that dumb? Is Barney that drunk? Is Homer that lazy, bald and fat?..."

"...That's how you learn. By asking. Dumb ass."

"Oh yeah. If I didn’t have inner peace, I’d completely go psycho on all you guys all the time."

"...Oh yeah. Sweet Duff."

"...Who cares, it's Homers problem."

"We were going to have an intervention..."

"...Hey you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like 6 Leprechaun's..."

"...Grimes: A man by who all rights should have been killed dozens of times by now? Lenny: 316 by my count..."

"...Lenny: Yeah, I've got a magic bat too. Carl: And I've got an enchanted jock strap..."

"...That is one handsome rattlesnake you got biting your arm there..."

"...I've always wondered what it would feel like to wear something thats been ironed..."

Lenny and Carl saying why the Germans can not fire them

Professor Frink

"...It past noon while I was speaking. So that was technically accurate"

Tax time

Deathray

Frog exaggerator

Kidnapped

The "Third Dimension"

House running to safety

Dr. Nick

"...Moving him now could kill him and tire us out"

"...And this smudge here, that looks like my fingerprint? No, that’s trauma!"

"...the red thing’s connected to my wrist watch..."

"Bye, bye everybody!"

"...did you feel your brain getting damaged?"

Barney

"Uh Oh, my heart stopped.......there it goes"

"My name is Barney and I’m an alcoholic…"

Barney is a pathetic drunk

Barney's burp

Barney worried about the beer supply

"AHHH! Natural Light..."

Cletus

"...lightswitch?"

"Are you some kind of moron?..."

"...never you mind Brandine, you just go back to birthing that baby..."

The entire Cletus song and skit (2.2 MB)

Cletus gets his woman some shoes

Cletus theme song

"...no more sittin in the dirt at the drive in"

Cletus explaining about their old "smell" hound

Cletus names his kids

Cletus takes a picture

Krusty

Explaining where he can pull a better cartoon from

"What the hell was that?!?!"

Krusty looking back on his life

"...Guns aren't toys! They're for keeping the King of England out of your face"

"Can I play hemorrhoid suffer #1? Ooo, Oh that hurts..."

Lionel Hutz

Hutz needs a drink

Liquor is talking to him

Hutz drinking again

"...We've drawn Judge Snider..."

This is why he is so cheap

"...bad court thingy..."

Moe

"...This is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where’re the designated drivers? Beat it! I’ve got no room for cheapskates."

"I'm better than dirt..."

"...get the jaws of life..."

"...I'm choking on my own rage..."(One of my favorite sayings while watching the news)

"Good God"

"I'm sorry guys we're shuttin down for awhile..."

Moe's lie detector test.....what a sad life

"...I managed to shoot him in the spine..."

"We're going to shoove We're gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt."

"...Oh, so you're looking for a Mr. Smithers eh, first name Waylon is it?..."

"Sure homer I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral. I'm going to have to break your legs, in advance..."

"...I may be ugly and hatefilled..."

Mayor Quimby

"...That could be anyones ass"

"Ich bin ein Springfielder"

"You can't seriously want to ban alcohol..."

"Help! I'm being attacked by, ah, things"

"I propose that I use the remainder of the town treasury to move to a more prosperous city and run for Mayor"

"People! This is an issue that we as a town are strong enough to ignore"

"...Hey, I am no longer illiterate"

"Fat Tony: Please accept this kick-back as a token of our esteem. Mayor: Thank you Fat Tony. However, in the future, I would prefer a non-descript brief case to the sack with a dollar sign on it"

"Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing. Let know one say I don't also blow"

Nelson

Nelson's laugh

Rainier Wolfecastle

"...My eyes!..."

On homosexuals